dining on chips & Tacos...uh oh

Lunch was another delectable Taco Bell choice that I squeezed in between classes. Today is production day at the IPFW newspaper, so I'm crunched for time. High fat, low fiber and I feel disgusting. Good thing I'm not taking the new diet drug, Alli. According to the directions, a dieter must not consume more than 15 grams of fat per meal and I shot past it in a big way, I'm sure. Should I actually be taking Alli, I would be running for el bano as quickly as my feet would carry me, or shopping for a new pair of pants. Also, don't laugh too hard while on Alli, because your pipes may leak, causing unnecessary bowel issues. All in the pursuit of a size six dress. Personally, I'll stick to being fluffy...with dry undergarments.